I went to a social dance party after a few drinks with my old school friends. As a consequence of well brewed craft beers that I had more than a few, I was burping all the time - which is quite inconvenient when social dancing. So I tried to cover it up by burping to the rhythm. At first I was catching the “off beats” (2, 4, 6, 8), and it was going so smoothly that I upgraded my game and burped on 7 and 8. I was soon “stomping” off between 7 and 8, adding a burp on 5 to make it more dynamical, trying to catch the trumpet… you know, the usual stuff. My musicality must have intimidated my partners because none of them wanted to dance for another song.