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Han Solo

Do you know what Han Solo calls the Chew Chew Tabacco choreography? [...]

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AABA

The teachers always talk about AABA or AAAB but no one’s saying anything about [...]

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Ksenia and her choreos to uncatchy tunes

I can’t stand this Ksenia Parktatskaya anymore. She always picks a strange melody [...]

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After-party

I was the last to stay at a party. The last man dancing. What a win, I thought to myself. Plus, the girl with whom I danced for the last three songs whispered in my ear: [...]

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My Lindy Shock 2017 log

I'll be at Lindy Shock this year! Well, at least my book will. I'm sending my boring editor there to sell it. I told him to dress nicely, but the doubts are real. He'll probably wear a boring vest and get a disastrous haircut. He'll sell nothing again! Why do I even put up with him!? [...]

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In a toilet

In a toilet I ran into a guy who started to dance around the same time as me. Just as I was about to [...]

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Supertalent

A local TV station asked me to perform at the Supertalent show. I said that I was no talent [...]

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#janakismemes 2

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My baby can dance

I always wonder if the light really went out in the tram or if that’s just editing. The power shutdown is a bit too [...]

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#janakismemes 1

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